<table border=0 width=100%><tr valign=top><td nowrap></td><td><p><b>You say, </b>'Hail'
<br><b>Guard Simkin says </b>'Heh?  [Your Name]. huh?  What do you want?  Can't you see I am a busy man. guarding and protecting you weaklings..  er.. citizens?  You better just move along before something happens to you!'
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